hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge
why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist
yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter”
what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady
lol aye she looked good doe, i woulda never ended it with her
this is literally gonna be me in the future
whoever created chinese food is my hero
probably the chinese
As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.
what if none
Then you’re a damned liar.
so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories
and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them
suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT
I AM DYING OH MY GOD
go dumb and disregard ur differences
This is beautiful.
This is what we need to promote
the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week